Ladki To Papa - Hindi Jokes SMS

Ladki=papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook

pe jaan phechan kari

Fir whatsapp pr chating kari

Or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr

diya.

Papa= beti toh fir shaadicom pr marriage kar

le or filp kart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale

Or husband bura lagne lage toh usko OLX per

bech bhi dena.

Ek Ladka, Ladki Dekhne Gaya - Hindi Jokes SMS

Ek Ladka, Ladki dekhne

gaya,

Ladki pasand aane par

Ladke ne

Ladki se kaha: "tum to

mujhe

pasand ho,

Par kya tumhare baap ki

hesiyat

hai mujhe car dene ki ??

Is par Ladki ne solid jawab

diya,

Ladki: Mere baap ki hesiyat

to aeroplane dene ki hai,

Par kya tere baap ki

hesiyat

hai Airport banane ki ??